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Drunken Elk Hides Kids' Swing Set in a Tree
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Posted on 09/25/2011 1:58:25 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Tax-chick
I agree. Yet just try to start a Rent-a-Child business and people are all over you whining about it.
Sometimes you can get away with it in the summer but I would like to rent one right now for a few days and they are all in school.
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posted on
10/03/2011 6:48:07 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(*Philosophy lesson 117-22b: Anyone who demands to be respected is undeserving of it.*)
To: Darksheare
Frank wants to get into the dog crate, but he can’t figure out how to work both latches at once.
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posted on
10/03/2011 6:51:27 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Mine are underfoot, but they’re in the wrong state. Also, they’re hiding in their rooms lest they be expect to accomplish anything.
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posted on
10/03/2011 6:53:30 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Tax-chick
“Your mission Jim, should you choose to accept it, is to get into this crate. If you or any member of your team is captured or Vet’ed, the central office will disavow knowledge of your actions. This tape will self destruct now.”
Frank thinking, “Who’s Jim and why is this tape melting? Cool.”
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:02:45 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
Tape? Frank would be thinking, “New toy!”
I was playing some Spanish music cassettes over the weekend, and none of the little boys remembered ever seeing one before.
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:19:37 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Darksheare
Up...
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:21:23 AM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Tax-chick
The one nephew has never seen a 33 1/3 vinyl before.
You should have seen the look on his face.
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:25:59 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Chode
Drunken Elk running off with swingsets, what next?
One can only guess during the rowdy sodded month of Elktoberfest.
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:28:56 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
I ran into a clerk in a music store who didn’t know what I was talking about. “Those black plastic things, about the size and shape of a dinner plate.” “Oh ... try a used book store?”
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:29:28 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Tax-chick
And to think party dance mix DJ’s use them still.
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:35:09 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
This was in the mid-90s, before the turntable-DJ thing had become so widespread.
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:38:46 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:38:58 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: ColdOne
Good morning. 55 here, very pleasant. Sunbeams for the catz.
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:41:24 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
To: Tax-chick
In my area we could still find vinyl in the local music stores.
But after the three local music shops closed, vinyl is now scarce.
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:41:40 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick
40F for us. Pleasant as well.
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:47:05 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: Darksheare
guess it coulda been worse..
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posted on
10/03/2011 7:59:38 AM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Chode
“We shall torture you with... A Moose in a TREE!” *cue dramatic music and horrifed gasps*
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posted on
10/03/2011 8:05:51 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick
I am digging up the flower bulbs. Our beds have been invaded by Horsetail for which there are only two remedies.
The first is take off and nuke the place from orbit.
Or dig out all the bulbs, clean carefully, apply herbicide, pray a lot, cover with ground cloth, pray a lot, cover with mulch, pray a lot, wait one year, pray a lot, replant bulbs. Oh yes, and pray a lot.
Since Hubby is being unreasonable and refusing to let me have a nuke we are going with option number two.
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posted on
10/03/2011 9:44:17 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(*Philosophy lesson 117-22b: Anyone who demands to be respected is undeserving of it.*)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
10/03/2011 9:45:20 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(Marking time on the government's dime...)
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