Please quit posting your juvenile masturbatory fantasies in the Main forum. Post them in chat.
Ouch!
That’s gonna leave a mark.
OK, sweetie pie.
If FR wants to be rid of this stuff, I would suggest pulling the threads as they appear, and possibly doing the same with the overused Guilty/Not Guilty "debates", which were once a witty play on the Debra LaFave thing way back when.
That got wore out, probably about 2005 or so. Somewhere the cultural aspect of what is going on got co-opted.
Then perhaps some enterprising individual could start a website dedicated to wondering why they didn't have teachers like this when they were in 9th grade, etc etc.