Super gluing a quarter to the floor at work! *snicker*
That is what hammers and chisels are for. :)
Probably for me, filling somebody’s water bottle with tonic water.
“Super gluing a quarter to the floor at work! “
Done that one!
Called my band’s just married soundman. Got his answering machine. Started riffing in a high-pitched, sing-song Paki accent;
“Ohhhh! This is Dr. Bogus Pachysandra, from the Cleveland Free Sex Clinic. All your tests have come back positive-negative, negative-positive! Don’t touch that thing! Don’t let anybody touch that thing! I’m a doctor, and I won’t touch that thing!” And then I hung up.
Well,,,, his new bride got the message before he got home! Guess they had quite a conversation before Bob figured out it was me. They called, and were laughin’ their butts off! And that’s where my screen name comes from.
Hey! I did that in the lobby of my workplace (law enforcement)about 15 years ago. A Newsday (Long Island lefty rag)reporter broke a fingernail trying to get it off the floor. She was madder than a midget with yo-yo! I laughed all day over that one.
I used to subscribe to "The Slick Times" during the Bubba years, and they'd often include these:)+p!~~_35.JPG)
Since I'd eat lunch in the parking garage in the car, I'd fold 'em up a bit and drop them around.....always a hoot to watch how people would surreptitiously snatch 'em up and scurry away....
That sounds like something my husband would do.