I’m amazed that a mediocre establishment type like Rick Perry is being portrayed as some sort of TEA Party type. If he’s the nominee, I could only lukewarmly support him.
How’s this for a campaign tune? “I’m Just Mild About Perry.”
And Perry’s just mild about me....cause I’m a heartless gringo.
He's a Democrat.
PURIST!!! Just who do YOU support? I guess SARAH PALIN'S ENDORSEMENT (for Perry's re-election as Governor, not for President) ain't GOOD enough for ya?! Look, at much as we love Cain, Santorum, Bachmann, and Sarah, Perry is the ONLY electable conservative. Do you WANT zero to have a SECOND term? How much did RON PAUL pay you to come here and SMEAR Rick Perry? Well it doesn't matter, this is now a TWO-WAY RACE between Perry and Romney. Better get used to saying PRESIDENT PERRY 'cuz you'll be voting for him!!! Yawl remind me of the folks who used to bash Ronald Reagan. Reagan loved open borders too, ya know. I laugh at your silly claims that Texas' LONGEST SERVING GOVERNOR is unpopular with Texans! So what if approval ratings show 50% of Texans can't stand him and conservative Republicans distrust him?? Here's a little primer for you NON-TEXANS: here in Texas, we vote for your primary OPPONENT if we want to signify you're doing a great job. Yep. That's the way it's ALWAYS been. Just ask ANY Texans (who supports Perry for President, all the other TX freepers opinions don't count). Yeah you Perry haters just don't GET Texas, do ya? I can tell cuz you're always SMEARING Perry by claiming Texans who loved Al Gore and socialism were liberals. Show you how much you know about us Texans. You HATE Texans. You HATE Christians. You HATE States Rights (otherwise you'd realize they are the answer to every issue on the planet aside from securing our border). You WANT 12 year olds to die of diseases rather than be vacinated. You LOVE Mitt Romney, dontsa? And you sound a little fruity to me, too. I think you just might from DU.
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Did I miss any of the talking points they'll use to defend their man? ;-)