LOL! You're an idiot.
Crack would make you smarter. Viagra, taller.
Did I insult you? You called me an idiot. What did I do to deserve that?
Oh. I see. I called you a lib. As in libertarian.
You took offense at that? Well, so would I. God know where I got the idea that you were anywhere near being a libertarian. Maybe the idea that you were repeating the libertarian (lib) mantra.
But seeing that you took offense at being outed as a lib(ertarian)... I apologize.