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Disclaimer: don't blame me if you happen to stab yourself while boozing. And don't just place a can of Schlitz on the router because you are too lazy to cut open a beer can. Happy wifi!
1 posted on 09/11/2011 7:55:27 PM PDT by max americana
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To: max americana

Redneck WiFi?

If your wireless router says “Budweiser” on it...you might be a redneck.


2 posted on 09/11/2011 8:03:13 PM PDT by RockinRight (Carter Obama and Reagan the nation!)
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To: max americana

Nice simple concept.

They gave no guidance about the shape of the reflector and it seems a little arbitrary to use the pop-top hole for spacing. Should be a 1/4 wave length from reflector where the antenna goes through the lid of the can.

Great idea, wonder if it was one of my Ham friends who thought this up. The old ones are still cheap and this looks like something they would do. hee hee hee


3 posted on 09/11/2011 8:04:24 PM PDT by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one)
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To: max americana
For better reception where ever you are:


4 posted on 09/11/2011 8:04:28 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Democrats are violent. Prisons are overflowing with democrats convicted of violent crimes.)
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This is a good one!


5 posted on 09/11/2011 8:04:53 PM PDT by GOPJ (126 people were indicted for being terrorists in the last two years. Every one of them was Muslim.)
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Are longboys like Busch’s (taller) preferable to Foster’s (wider)?

With the former, if it don’t work, you could always say:

Busch’s Fault!


6 posted on 09/11/2011 8:05:24 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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I've got one of these. Note that it doesn't have a standard antenna. Also note that it is supposed to have better range than my old one with 3 antennas. IT DOESN'T!


7 posted on 09/11/2011 8:05:57 PM PDT by BreezyDog
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Naw..! Pringles Can, bro..!

Coffee can, too..! I’m serious.


8 posted on 09/11/2011 8:13:37 PM PDT by gaijin
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Hmmm, I might try this a little later.


9 posted on 09/11/2011 8:14:09 PM PDT by jpsb
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To: max americana

Except, the trouble is that most routers now have internal antennas.


10 posted on 09/11/2011 8:15:43 PM PDT by Obadiah (Okay, so what's the speed of dark?)
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14 posted on 09/11/2011 8:24:05 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: max americana
Foster's: Australian for even longer range WiFi.
15 posted on 09/11/2011 8:27:02 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Due to the earthquake the president has officially implemented Rule 18-1.)
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To: max americana

The wonders of electromagnetic wave physics. An approximation of a stretched parabola reflector dish. Works best if antenna is positioned in the focus of the parabola.

I genned up a redneck directional parabolic dish to boost my WiFi antenna using aluminum foil taped to the back side of an old umbrella. Used rubber band to hold antenna to umbrella pole in approximate focal area. It actually boosted the signal significantly, but very tricky to figure out optimum direction if you don’t know where the WiFi signal is coming from with multiple sources.


18 posted on 09/11/2011 8:34:55 PM PDT by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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To: max americana

I have no doubt that this works, I have had good success doing a similar setup with ordinary foil and backing.

I bet a lot of people are going to cut themselves doing this to the can though


22 posted on 09/11/2011 8:50:48 PM PDT by Mount Athos (A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
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better have plenty of needle and thread handy. you’re gonna need stitches.


23 posted on 09/11/2011 8:54:21 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (...then they came for the guitars, and we kicked their sorry faggot asses into the dust)
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Ping for later... see if I can get away with not replacing my router.


25 posted on 09/11/2011 9:13:33 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I've tried to think like a liberal, but I can't get my head far enough up my behind...)
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Outstanding stuff...amazing what you can do with a tin can.

When I was a kid, my Dad was a CB radio nut, and he kept a large “Charles Chips” potato chip can near the desk with his radio gear, and when he wanted an echo effect, he would point his boom mike into that big metal can, and then howl into it to get the damnedest tinny echo sound...

My Grandfather was a CB radio nut too, and since he lived all of 15 miles away he was in a perfect place to give my Dad advice on how he sounded on the air. He’d turn his beam antenna to aim it at my Dad, listen to him on the radio and then call him on the phone to give him advice on how to improve it. I remember trying to get to sleep as a kid and listening to the Old Man howling at South Africa and sounding like Goulardi with that weird echo.....

KMK 4071...”The Voice of the Eagle” in Northwest Ohio...


26 posted on 09/11/2011 9:14:30 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Obama got mostly Ds and Fs all through college and law school. Keep repeating it.....)
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The Most Interesting Man In the World can make that crap work with a glass bottle, too.


27 posted on 09/11/2011 9:22:48 PM PDT by krb (Obama is a miserable failure.)
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Paging Mr. McGyver, to the red phone.

Mr. McGyver to the red phone.

Your assistance is needed in aisle 12.


28 posted on 09/11/2011 9:57:41 PM PDT by barstoolblues (proud member of the sunzab itches club)
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Paging Mr. McGyver, to the red phone.

Mr. McGyver to the red phone.

Your assistance is needed in aisle 12.


29 posted on 09/11/2011 9:57:55 PM PDT by barstoolblues (proud member of the sunzab itches club)
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Wonder if it’ll work on the antenna for my wireless speaker system that gets a little fuzzy in the far reaches of the house.


32 posted on 09/11/2011 11:10:40 PM PDT by HHFi
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