Well, I’ve drawn a blank on ideas for this week, so I’m punting the ball off to you guys......
Obama Jobs Speech - leaked
They see me scrollin’...
Posted on 09/09/2011 6:40:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
First-year students at the OSU Vet School were attending their first anatomy
class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with
the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine it
is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first thing is
that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal’s body.” For an
example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt
of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do
the same thing,” he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second
most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough but it’s
even tougher if you’re stupid.
T.G.I.F
From the email today:
The longer you’ve been married, the funnier this becomes!
The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
“For god’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!”
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Market’s down almost 200 points as the aftermath of Zer0’s “jobs speech”.
Did anybody watch it. Who did fearless leader blame this time?
What's so scary about Michelle Obama? I dunno, maybe it was this photo....
It was a brutal evening; 113 degrees when we got home in the late afternoon and the juice had been out an hour already.
We kept it all in perspective, however, considering what a whole lot of other people are going thru - it was hot, but not on fire...and we were dry.
That’s funny! I interviewed for a job at the OSU vet school (Oregon State). I was asked if I minded bad smells. Apparently the architect had situated the drop off area for cadavers right where the building’s air intake was.
Architectural FAIL!
But on the up side, you probably were spared Obama’s bloviating. That alone would have made the outage worth it.
We were in the middle of that California power outage at the time - the only fortunate part of having it 111 or 112 degrees with no juice.
That is rather warm. Obamarama can spend his billion bucks on the “Don’t Blame Me 2012” tour but it isn’t going to happen.
Speaking of pie.....you like rich, sweet desserts?
Try this:
Cherry-O Cream Cheese Pie
1 8 oz block of cream cheese, softened
1 can Borden’s Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk
1 tsp Vanilla extract
1/3 cup lemon juice
1 can cherry pie filling
1 graham cracker pie shell
Using a mixer, beat the cream cheese until fluffy.
Add in the Eagle Brand milk, vanilla, and lemon juice.
Beat until well mixed and smooth.
Pour into the pie shell and place in refrigerator overnight.
Next day top with the cherry pie filling.
ENJOY!!!!
My Mom used to make this and it was my favorite.
Sounds more like a mechanical engineer fail, but the architect should have caught it. I have a building under construction right now. The engineer had designed the restroom exhaust fan to vent right at the front door. Fortunately, I did catch that one.
IN! (Finally!)
There’s something on the wing...
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