2011 Joint Session Drinking Game

9-8-2011 | Danae

[Danae]

Ok here is the list: 1 Drink if barry says: "let me be clear" "Make no mistake" "We need change" "Middle class" "American workers" "jobs" "Uh" "Bipartisanship" - or any derivative thereof "Republicans are blocking" "I" "my" or "my plan" "crisis"

2 Drinks if he says: "wall street instead of main street"

3 Drinks if he admits he was wrong on the economy, then sing your school fightsong backwards.

4 drinks of Bohner cries. (he won't, he has Bambi by filberts)

[Hugin]

You need to raise the bar (no pun intended) or we will all under the table in 5 minutes.

1 shot for each of these...

“Inherited”, “got us into this mess”, “stop playing politics”, “put country ahead of politics”.

2 for each time he says, “tsunami”, “earthquake”, “hurricaine”, “invest in infrastructe”, “started to recover”, “moving in the right diriction”, “more to be done”, “the job Americans sent us here to do”.

If Obama admits anything is his fault, drink everything you have becuase it’s the freakin’ end of the world.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

OMG!!!

I just heard he will follow up this speech with ANOTHER ONE in a few days!

HELP!!!!!!

I wonder if there is a psychiatric diagnosis from “Obama Speech Overdose”-—{” OSO psychosis”.}

[The Cajun]

Ahem, and just where is this tree located.......Just asking :^)

[bmwcyle]

The bottle will be empty after two minutes.

[Vermont Lt]

Millionaire and Billionare should garner a sip or two.

[Cboldt]

No fair counting “uh.”

[kevao]

“shared sacrifice”

[The Cajun]

Infrastructure
Green
Partisan
Fair share
I
I
I
I
I
I
I

[ladyvet]

Anyone know how long this campaign speech is suppose to last?

[advertising guy]

crap, that’s funny

[MagUSNRET]

It will last as long as old blue lips can stand being away from a cigarette.

[advertising guy]

L M A O

[FatherofFive]

Ahem, and just where is this tree located.......Just asking :^)

While I was in Calgary, there was an article in the paper about a young man being attacked by a cougar in Banff National Park.

I kept my eyes peeled and got a picture of one sleeping in a tree.

[MagUSNRET]

I see Shirley Jackson Lee has her asshat on again tonight..

[swamprebel]

http://youtu.be/3zsXY0x6hAc?hd=1

[CedarDave]

Actual photo title:

Cougar in Tree

[LostInBayport]

I just heard he will follow up this speech with ANOTHER ONE in a few days!

Hmmm..isn't there another Republican debate in a few days too?

"If they're going on TV, I'm gonna too! They're getting all the attention. It's not faaair!"

[Calvin Locke]

I wonder how many boxes of nicotine patches he goes through a day?

[sockmonkey]

Alcohol poisoning symptoms include:blah, blah, blah

Watching Obama induces those symptoms even w/o alcohol. Oh, And Brian Williams, and his Politico sidekdick also produce those same symptoms.

[BobP]

Infrastructure
Green
Partisan
Fair share
I
I
I
I
I
I
I

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He'll keep promising us that he 'gets' what's happening with the middle class as he redistributes the wealth of America.

Remember Porkulus... 'shovel ready jobs' weren't shovel ready! 'Recovery Summer' lost a net 329,000 jobs.

We much resist! I say we much!

It's a very long way to next November.