Posted on 09/08/2011 2:31:33 PM PDT by Danae
Ok here is the list: 1 Drink if barry says: "let me be clear" "Make no mistake" "We need change" "Middle class" "American workers" "jobs" "Uh" "Bipartisanship" - or any derivative thereof "Republicans are blocking" "I" "my" or "my plan" "crisis"
2 Drinks if he says: "wall street instead of main street"
3 Drinks if he admits he was wrong on the economy, then sing your school fightsong backwards.
4 drinks of Bohner cries. (he won't, he has Bambi by filberts)
“Invest”.
Can you say alcohol poisoning?
True ‘nough. Thats why its a 3 drinker!
Shovel the bull#$%^ teleprompter reader out in 2012.
I’m just going to take a shot of Jack and watch Breaking Bad.
Much more efficient.
“The days of ______________________ are over.”
I don’t have enough bottles of liquor at home to play. Besides, I have to go to work tomorrow. Doesn’t look good to the boss to show up to work with a colossial hangover either.
You got that right.
If the Kenyan bastard just walked up to the mic and said “As of now, we’re repealing Obamacare” it would do more for job creation than anything else he could possibly say or do.
any form of the word “inherited”
Any of I, me, my, mine or myself
“corporate jet owners”
“fair share”
“I read letters every night....”
“unexpected”
“unprecedented”
You’re crazy. With these suggestions, you’ll be in an alcoholic coma in ten minutes.
LOL!!!!
Millionaires and billionaires. (Double if he mentions corporate jet owners.)
Country before politics.
Wall Street to Main Street.
Made in America.
Costas, Michaels and Collingswoth....BARF!
I only bought one case of beer today. There is definitely not enough alcohol in my house.
“civility”
“politics as usual”
“bipartisanship”
(ha)
the only good thing about this speech is that it will be very short cause of the game!
This entire thing should be canceled. Doesnt anyone care that Peyton had surgery today?
I think I might have to run to the store and buy some more....
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