[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Cesare Borgia.

Classically trained pianist and funny guy, to boot. I loved his “Phonetic Punctuation” bit.

[BelegStrongbow]

LOL. Just don’t accept a drink from him?

[Billthedrill]

Cesare Borgia...Classically trained pianist and funny guy, to boot.

You're thinking of Victor Borgia, who was also a Renaissance pope and the inventor of the pepperoni pizza. Kids just don't learn that kind of history in school these days.

I dunno, I could come up with a better list than that.

1. Bill Buckner. Ask anyone from Boston.

2. Alex Rodriguez. Ask anyone from Seattle.

3. Bruce Dern (the guy who shot John Wayne)

4. The Iron Sheik. So bad he's good.

5. Darth Vader. Annihilate one lousy planet and yer rep is shot for good.

6. Skeletor.

7. Snidely Whiplash.

8. Cthulhu.

9. Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

10. Dennis Kucinich. Dennis and I have an arrangement where I have to include him on any lists like this I make.