“Doesn’t matter how gently you said it or how angry you were about the car. She feels like the person who should be her biggest supporter just ditched her when things got tough.”
Oh, now you tell me. Where were you at 8:00?
This is YOUR fault! ;-)
Jewish couple delivers a boy in the hospital...everyone is AMAZED...BIGGEST baby they've ever seen...weighs in at 20 lbs.
for Next week, they all come back to the hospital for a check-up. Nurse weighs the baby..then yells excitedly..."WHAT HAPPENED? HE WEIGHS 12 LBS NOW"
Dad: "no big deal...we just had him circumsized.."
"EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS"!!!!