Posted on 08/24/2011 5:34:38 PM PDT by trooprally
The Weather Channel says yesterday's east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault. Other theories are that was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.
OMG........VERY funny! You always deliver.
Thanks!
California is so broke, even the earthquakes are leaving.
This is the newest one.
BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as “Bush’s Fault”.
Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake’s suspicious ties to the Tea Party.
Conservatives however are convinced that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
(Mrs)T
Last I heard, Delaware is the only east coast state not yet to declare a state of emergency. Only thing I can think of is that the governor is out golfing with Obambi.
[Mr] T
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