[10thAmendmentGuy]

I voted Democrat because I want my son to learn about sex education in school, while he’s learning to read.

[Cicero]

You should call this “Top Ten Reasons.”

Then add:

13. I voted Democrat because I can’t count.

[exnavy]

Checked out your profile page, great adventures in the service. Thank you for serving.

I work in a shop making military hardware, also UAW, you wouldn't believe the idiots that work with me. Mostly libs. I've heard most of those comments, sadly.

[1L]

>>I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it<<

change “nobody” to “certain groups of individuals”.

[Seaplaner]

The first eleven are pretty good; however,

12. is grade school nonsense that takes away from the clever ones that precede.

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[Qwackertoo]

this should be an RNC ad and let it go viral. LOL

include pictures streaming in the background of the unhinged Dem’s like Cynthia McKinney, Sheila Jackson-Lee, Maxine Waters and that new nut in the red cowgirl hat. Ooops but that would be racist.

[DejaJude]

I voted democrat because my family always does (I don’t really know why).

[Le Chien Rouge]

I vote democrat because I believe in separation of church and state but allowing Sharia Law to influence government is OK because it is a multicultural/diversity celebration.

[jmacusa]

I voted Democrat because it’s the closet thing to the Nazi Party.(sar.)

[KC_Lion]

I vote Democrat because the Republicans are out to get me if I don't

(I have actually heard that before)

[manic4organic]

I voted Democrat even though I’m dead.

[TwelveOfTwenty]

I voted Democrat so I could support the UAW without actually having to buy one of their poorly built cars.

[alstewartfan]

It’s healthy for my esteem to have a Democrat President who is dumber than I am. And no one throws a riot quite like a Democrat! Bob

[johnandrhonda]

I voted Democrat because a $10,000 balance on my credit cards is a disaster, but a $17 trillion gov’t debt is just a statistic...

[tophat9000]

Voting Democrat is like smoking...you start because you think it makes you cool... but really it just a dirty habit you get addicted to that in long run is killing you

[muir_redwoods]

I voted democrat because my parents told me their parents told them FDR was a good man.

[susannah59]

I voted Democrat because a President who has numerous questionable associations, has never released any real information about himself, admits to illegal drug use in his youth, has a very thin resume, declines to wear the flag, apologizes for the US abroad, and bows to foreign rulers is a "cool" guy who does not worry me in the least; however, a candidate who openly admits to being a Christian, who did not attend an Ivy League school, who speaks with an accent, who may wear cowboy boots, who has served in the US military (or who has given birth to someone who has served), who owns, shoots, occasionally carries, and has (gasp!) actually killed another living being with a firearm, scares me silly and causes me to need to buy Depends to get through the day.

[dervish]

excellent!

[dervish]

I voted Democrat because I’d rather go to Cuba to get my health care.

[dervish]

I voted Democrat because I wanted the unemployment rate for Blacks under the first Black president to outpace white unemployment by 50 to 1.