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To: Halfmanhalfamazing
F@rt proudly, Lads!
Semper Fiselis!
2 posted on
08/24/2011 2:18:41 PM PDT by
gunnyg
("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
F@rt proudly, Lads!
Semper Fidelis!
3 posted on
08/24/2011 2:19:24 PM PDT by
gunnyg
("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Get our people the hell out of there.
4 posted on
08/24/2011 2:19:45 PM PDT by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
They must have declared a Fatwa on me by now. (or is that Fartwa?)
5 posted on
08/24/2011 2:20:14 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
This from people who hose their a$$ off in the bathroom...
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
I'm buying a crate...
8 posted on
08/24/2011 2:21:16 PM PDT by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
They don't want to offend people who wipe their ass with their bare hands? I'm guessing the average Afghan doesn't exactly bathe on a regular basis. A fart would probably actually freshen things up a little out there.
9 posted on
08/24/2011 2:21:38 PM PDT by
Husker24
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
10 posted on
08/24/2011 2:21:38 PM PDT by
HiTech RedNeck
(There's gonna be a Redneck Revolution! (See my freep page) [rednecks come in many colors])
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
You ever tried NOT to fart after an MRE?
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Just heard this on the radio referring to it as the “Don’t ask, don’t smell” policy.
12 posted on
08/24/2011 2:22:46 PM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Those who trade land for peace will end up with neither one.)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Gentlemen, it’s not our Marines’ fault that you guys can’t make those sounds anymore because of all the sodomy.
14 posted on
08/24/2011 2:23:03 PM PDT by
RichInOC
("In the name of Allah, The Inexorable, The Irresistible...")
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Lets hope when their lopping off heads, the victim don’t offend them by farting.
17 posted on
08/24/2011 2:24:00 PM PDT by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
They've already declared a Jihad on this guy.
18 posted on
08/24/2011 2:24:57 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Halfmanhalfamazing; All
All right, FR comedians, let her rrripp!!
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Rule #1, our men put their rears on the line for your sorry country, they can pass gas anyway they like. Don’t like it? Tough.
21 posted on
08/24/2011 2:26:02 PM PDT by
Tzfat
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
I’m
absolutely
shocked
right
out
of
my
mind
Somebody, somewhere in the deepest reaches of the Pentagon, strained mightily at the multitude of challenges facing a military in the field and came up with THIS?
I don’t know if I should laugh or try manfully not to weep bitter tears.
Normal, healthy, active Marines now have to refrain from farting. No doubt we’ll next get orders to cease cursing, or maybe even flap our arms and try to flutter around the damn room on signal.
(Spit on the ground and walk away)
22 posted on
08/24/2011 2:26:35 PM PDT by
Unrepentant VN Vet
((514 and a wakeup) Truth, I know, always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition.)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
That’s not the Marines I know. They should tell the Afghans that they are risking their live, so cut them some slack on cuttin’ some wind. Whomever thought this up should be demoted.
Beano to the troops.
Semper Fi!
26 posted on
08/24/2011 2:27:51 PM PDT by
oneamericanvoice
(Support freedom! Support the troops! Surrender is not an option!)
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
I’d say that this calls for some 5-alarm, radioactive chili for a response.
To: Halfmanhalfamazing
Again, it’s an insult to me to have to breathe the same air as Mozlems, when are they going to make them stop breathing?
29 posted on
08/24/2011 2:28:25 PM PDT by
RowdyFFC
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