Blind Kitten Reported Missing. (3)
Let me try to best that: Blind Girl Kitten Reported Missing (4).
Blind Girl Kitten In Wheelchair Gone Missing, Misses Home (6).
Blind, Ribbon Wearing Girl Kitten In Wheelchar Gone Missing, Misses Home, May Have Been Eaten by Neighborhood Pit Bull. (8)
Re: How many heartstrings, etc, etc ——
I was just going to ask who the smart aleck was, but then I checked, and it was —— just Laz -— being Laz!
But thanks for the BTTT!