Cats are Republican, Dogs are Democrats

Politico ^ | August 19, 2011 | Keith Koffler

[SMGFan]

I know it may be upsetting for many of you to discover the animal you cherish is of the opposite political party. Would former President Bill Clinton ever be able to admit to himself that the late Socks was a Republican? Could Democrats ever bring themselves to forgive Checkers, the dog – and a Democrat – who belonged to Richard M. Nixon and whose mention in the famous 1952 “Checkers speech” helped save Nixon’s political career?

When cats are born, they believe they are in a state of liberty, and from then on they are determined to keep it that way. No one tells them what to do. They don’t believe it takes a village, because they know they might have to take instructions from the village idiot in the local government.

[Bellflower]

Kitties catch rodents and are loyal companions to millions of otherwise very lonely people. Let us not so horribly smear either cats nor dogs with the label Democrat.

[Bellflower]

She’s very weird but she’s mine so what can I do?

Love her dearly as you are loyal.

[Bellflower]

Cats are Democrats, absolutely worthless.

Many a cat has warned it's master of fire including mine. Exhausted I laid down for "just a few minutes" and passed out only to wake with my cat Mathias pounding very loudly on my bedroom door. I had left food on the stove and the house was full of smoke. Many a cat has saved it's master from fire.

[jdub]

I totally concur on the reading your mind. They can sense a change in the air, when you have done nothing more than thought that today is the day the cat goes to the vet.

[NoGrayZone]

Cute little furry lovable freaks, aren’t they, lol.

[brytlea]

LOL! You almost always make me laugh!

[Immerito]

I contend that cats are excellent politicians.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAox2OrJ_3I

(Video: Cat barks like dog, gets caught, quickly starts acting like a cat again)

Note how this cat is deliberately not engaging in traditional behavior, but is promoting an alternate lifestyle. Note also how it expects to be treated as though it had never been caught in the act of engaging in non-cat behavior.

Clearly, cats are liberals. :-)

[Immerito]

Notice that this dog is clearly working. It is not sitting on its duff waiting for its dinner, it is thinking outside the box and going beyond the call of duty.

Clearly, dogs are conservatives. :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE

[goat granny]

***Almost?*****:O(

[brytlea]

I’m a tough crowd.... ;)

[goat granny]

Now that makes me laugh....:O)

[Yorlik803]

Dogs provide protection. Cats provide entertainment.
democrats provide nothing....