“...We need a good ole boy welcoming party for our superior alien and human friends...”
Here it is:
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were walking through the woods the other day, when a flying saucer landed near them. A door opened, and two little green aliens climbed down out of the spacecraft.
Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux, “Mais, look at dat. What you tink dat is?” Boudreaux, aiming his shotgun at the little space critters, replied, “Thibodeaux, I don’ know, but you hurry back to de camp, put on de rice pot, and start makin’ a roux!
I bet they are tastey. Taste like chicken!