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Man Throws Potatoes at Woman in Walmart, Police Say
Herald-Tribune ^ | Thursday, August 11, 2011

Posted on 08/14/2011 3:28:47 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A 36-year-old man accused of assaulting a 66-year-old woman inside a Walmart remains in the Sarasota County jail today in lieu of $10,000 bail.

Venice Police arrested Steven Renard Grant on a charge of battery on a person 65 or older late Tuesday night.

Officers say that Grant approached the woman inside Walmart, 17000 Tamiami Trail, and claimed to work for God. When the woman told him she did not think so, Grant reportedly told her she was going to Hell, screamed profanities at her, pushed her shopping cart and started throwing potatoes from the produce section at her.

Other customers reportedly came to the woman's aid until police arrived.


TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: floriduh; napl; obamavoter
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To: humblegunner

FR needs a ‘like’ button.


61 posted on 08/14/2011 5:33:11 PM PDT by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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To: ApplegateRanch
This wouldn't happen if we had sensible potato control laws

When potatoes are outlawed, only outlaws will...uh...ap-peel.

62 posted on 08/14/2011 5:36:30 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Slings and Arrows

63 posted on 08/14/2011 5:46:30 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: nickcarraway

Lots of laughs on this thread!

Sure, it’s all fun until someone puts an eye out.


64 posted on 08/14/2011 5:47:23 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
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To: marygam

65 posted on 08/14/2011 5:47:58 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: nickcarraway

Steven Renard Grant—the Potato Prophet.


66 posted on 08/14/2011 5:48:14 PM PDT by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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To: afraidfortherepublic
But *who* will speak for the potatoes? The poor baby spuds have no voice.


67 posted on 08/14/2011 5:50:47 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Slings and Arrows
Amateur. Everyone knows that you throw tomatoes.

And then lettuce, bacon and bread so that when you sober up the two of you can have a nice sandwich together and be friends again.

Throwing potatoes crosses the line. Potatoes are for shooting, not for throwing.

68 posted on 08/14/2011 5:53:46 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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To: Huck

Would you like that potato with the works?


69 posted on 08/14/2011 5:55:06 PM PDT by Anna W
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To: nickcarraway
Larry the Cable Guy: Walmart shoppers at 2:00am
70 posted on 08/14/2011 5:58:28 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: SharpRightTurn
Van Goh's potato diggers. It's life imitating art.


71 posted on 08/14/2011 6:08:20 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: nickcarraway

Where are the men?That cat would have experienced a serious beat down crazy or not.Our society is not protected and it is up to us.


72 posted on 08/14/2011 6:24:28 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: nickcarraway

1. AND IN THE LAST DAYS all shall come from the East, and from the West, and all shall gather at the Super Walmart, where the prices abate not, neither do the laborers wages rise,
2. BUT BEWARE those that come amongst you in the land of the Super Walmart, who claim to labor in the field for THE LORD. The Spirit of God resteth not on them, behold, they are the prophets of Wack, they dwell in the land of Nutjob; they scream at the altar of produce, and cast tubers at the people, verily, the root of all french fries they cast at the shopper and the widow and the wayfarer in the aisles.
3. LET NOT your heart be troubled, and let not thy head be beaned by the slings and arrows and OreIdas of the false prophets, but let thy trust be in THE LORD, and let thy cellphone hearken to the speeddial of 911, for verily the PoPos will arrive in the swiftness of chariots, and shall protect and serve thee by binding the false prophets of produce, and taking them away from that place, to the hoosegow of the penitent, where the bars faileth not, and the guard heedeth not those false prophets, nor do they hear their cries.


73 posted on 08/14/2011 6:26:27 PM PDT by tarotsailor
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To: sten

Indeed


74 posted on 08/14/2011 6:26:38 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: Daffynition

LOL! You’re killing me over here! You always seem to find the funniest pics....


75 posted on 08/14/2011 6:31:13 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: humblegunner

I prefer throwing angel food cake.


76 posted on 08/14/2011 6:35:24 PM PDT by gitmo (Hatred of those who think differently is the left's unifying principle.-Ralph Peters NY Post)
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To: Daffynition

Don’t bend over in the garden Grannie cause them taters got eyes...


77 posted on 08/14/2011 6:35:52 PM PDT by Lees Swrd ("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
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To: humblegunner
Honestly.. who among us hasn’t thrown potatoes at the hellbound in Walmart?
I know I have, and I’ve seen it done often.

I know what you mean. Every time I go to Walmart I feel this indescribable urge to throw potatoes at everyone I see. Sometimes I bring my sling shot for extra fun. And sometimes, when I really want to have fun, I bring my potato canon.

Btw, what is also really fun is blowing up potatoes in walmart and watching everybody get splattered with mashed potato bits.

78 posted on 08/14/2011 6:42:47 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: freedumb2003

I was in Phuket last week and the best thing was very few WalMart bodies on the beach!! A couple of Germans plus sizes but most were very nice looking. ;-)


79 posted on 08/14/2011 6:56:52 PM PDT by JimSEA (The future ain't what it used to be.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Oi! Latke what you did there.


80 posted on 08/14/2011 7:51:15 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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