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I know this is highly immature, but I couldn't resist this (wind)breaking news story.
1 posted on 08/09/2011 7:34:33 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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It’s from ingesting all that hot air and bs in DC.


2 posted on 08/09/2011 7:36:35 AM PDT by bgill
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haha I was just about to post this.


3 posted on 08/09/2011 7:37:21 AM PDT by gop4lyf (Socialism is the political dream of the unachiever, the excuse maker, and the lazy.)
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I was crying because I was laughing so hard!


4 posted on 08/09/2011 7:37:58 AM PDT by halo66
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Ah yes, the bane of all pillow biters . . . loose caboose!


5 posted on 08/09/2011 7:38:02 AM PDT by laweeks
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Maybe it was something he ate...


6 posted on 08/09/2011 7:38:23 AM PDT by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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There’s no way that was him passing gas. He was in a homosexual relationship with Franklin Raines. I’m sure his farts are as silent as a church mouse.


8 posted on 08/09/2011 7:39:44 AM PDT by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To paraphrase the great philosopher Forrest Gump, “Queer is as queer does.”


9 posted on 08/09/2011 7:39:59 AM PDT by AZhardliner
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It was a queef.


10 posted on 08/09/2011 7:40:41 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Listening to the tape on Glenn Beck’s show, I’d say that Barney most certainly cracked a rat. And being on MSNBC, he even “leaned forward”.


11 posted on 08/09/2011 7:41:18 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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His other end is more believable.


13 posted on 08/09/2011 7:42:19 AM PDT by skeeter
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Ha haaaaa!!!! Well, he IS from Boston and those Bostonians do love themselves some beans.


15 posted on 08/09/2011 7:43:16 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Loose sphincter drama queen


17 posted on 08/09/2011 7:44:49 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Gee Barney...What crawled there and died?.....(hey where my gerbil?)
18 posted on 08/09/2011 7:45:32 AM PDT by tophat9000 (Global Warming, undeniable truth; Obama, infallible genius; Apple perfect, invented everything)
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I’m surprised you could actually hear it.

Knowing Barney’s lifestyle, he probably straps a cargo net across his ass to keep everything from falling out.


22 posted on 08/09/2011 7:50:05 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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That reminds me of this classic moment from the 2008 RAT debate...


Hillary Clinton farts during 2008 DemocRAT debate

24 posted on 08/09/2011 7:51:14 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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His voice changed, but his breath smelled the same.


25 posted on 08/09/2011 7:53:07 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.)
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Barneys mating call


26 posted on 08/09/2011 7:55:09 AM PDT by clamper1797 (Hoping to have some change left)
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Farting on the madcow’s show is the most appropriate thing to do: she farts out of her mouth all show long!


27 posted on 08/09/2011 7:55:48 AM PDT by jeffc (Prayer. It's freedom of speech.)
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Did he fart? Of course he did. His lips were moving, weren't they?


28 posted on 08/09/2011 7:56:39 AM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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lol. ewwww


29 posted on 08/09/2011 7:58:50 AM PDT by GoCards (I am a Hobbit)
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