Posted on 08/08/2011 8:33:24 PM PDT by Mountain Mary
The “Republicans Gotta Sit In The Back” Tour.
The Wrecking Ball Tour
The Buck Stops Over There Tour
The Smoke and Mirrors Tour
The Grand Malaise Tour
The Financial Meltdown Express
The “Suck-U-Bus”, “Draining the Lifeblood Tour”
The "RoadKill Express" Tour
The "47% Still Believe" Tour
The "Carter's Number Two" Express
The "It's all YOUR Fault" trip
The "Trip Across (what used to be) America" Tour
The "To the Pacific Shores...and BEYOND" Tour
The "Cosas Gobierno Libre Aqui!!" (free government stuff here!!)Tour
The "One Term, One Trip, and Done" Tour
And....The "Lose in 2012?? BWwahahahahahahahaaaa!" Tour
There's more...but I'll wait.
He should be made to pump his own gas and pay for it out of his own pocket.....but he’d probably have to have Michelle show him how to do it.
“hahaha. great thread”
I was thinking about how much funnier we are than the Lefties who have absolutely no senses of humor.
I’ve never been to DU but heard it’s painful.
“Don’t Follow Me, I’m Lost Too” Tour
BO & Grab your cheeks. I got the KY Jelly tour.
The “Yo Yo ‘Bama ‘Don’t Blame Me I Came to Party’ Bus Blitz”
The “Obama Re-Election or Bust” Tour
Debt Man Walking Tour?
h/t Rush
KC spared me the effort of trying to tiptoe around perceived racism, by coming up with a bus tour title a thousand times better than anything I could have hatched:
“The Magical Mulatto Tour.”
In a bow to Dr. Who, he could call it The Tard-ass.
From a friend at work: The Highway to Hell Tour.
That is ***hilarious***! I vote it, if not a winner, than certainly an honorable mention. Now if only someone could sneak inside the Tard Ass and set the coordinates for Planet Kenyan, we could solve many problems all at once.
“I’d like to combine the Who’s ‘Magic Bus’ with Rush Limbaugh’s ‘Magic Negro’ meme...”
Your wish is my command:
Bust, the Magic Negro
FoP = Failure on Parade
-PJ
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