[Daffynition]

[Berlin_Freeper]

All You Need Is Love!

[knarf]

Does Mars have gravity?

How can 'water' .. 'flow' ?

[tsowellfan]

Earthlings need to get there fast and teach them how to swim.

[DWC]

The epa will have to know if it is clean water.

[Revolting cat!]

Neil Armstrong and the guys must have peed when they landed there in the 70s.

[COBOL2Java]

Ndnd: "Lrrr, did you remember to shut off the faucet in the Mars condo?"

[Signalman]

The atmospheric pressure on Mars is about 1/1000 that of Earth. Any liquid on the surface would evaporate almost instantly.

[faucetman]

You can't tell JACK from that photo. Except for the little Martian face.

[Old Landmarks]

Heat from a fairly recent impact may have melted some ice, creating a brief flow episode.

[Forgotten Amendments]

Like the swallows to Capistrano (or that poor Nigerian prince), NASA puts this same crappola out every year to shake down the taxpayers.

If Obama gets blamed for killing NASA, it will be his greatest achievement. I'm so sick of these phony Tang drinkers.

[Scythian]

If you want on my "Life Discovered in Space" ping list please Freep mail, However, this comes with one warning. This is an extremely high volumn ping list with announcements coming almost hourly. We are right now as we speak, trying to catalog the thousands of creatures discovered thus far. Again, every rock overturned, every photograph sent in to NASA by an 6 year old with his Fisher Price telescope is bringing forth a weatlh of new life, rivers, oceans, and so on ...