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Going out with a bang: The service that will turn your loved one into live ammunition
Daily Mail ^ | August 1, 2011 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 08/02/2011 1:16:30 PM PDT by Quilla

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To: RichInOC

Shoot me now!!

21 posted on 08/02/2011 5:18:53 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-Free zones are playgrounds for felons)
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To: TheOldLady; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"In leiu of flowers, mourners are asked to send clay pigeons..."


22 posted on 08/02/2011 7:38:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Would you like Satan fries with that?)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; Allegra
When I kick off, turn me into a diamond.
23 posted on 08/02/2011 9:14:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (seriesly!)
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To: martin_fierro
When I kick off, turn me into a diamond.

...and rust?

24 posted on 08/02/2011 9:31:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Would you like Satan fries with that?)
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To: dynachrome
As I recall, his estate wanted someone who owned a cannon to pay for the privilege of shooting his ashes. I found that rather presumptuous, and I always wondered if they found someone willing to pay.
25 posted on 08/02/2011 11:25:11 PM PDT by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: dynachrome

As it turns out, Johnny Depp paid for the cannon.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4168266.stm


26 posted on 08/02/2011 11:30:01 PM PDT by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It’ll take a long time to bury someone at sea, firing one round at a time. Maybe the funeral homes will rent out automatic assault weapons.


27 posted on 08/03/2011 7:19:52 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: TheOldLady

One more use for Gatling guns.


28 posted on 08/03/2011 8:49:49 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Would you like Satan fries with that?)
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