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1 posted on 08/01/2011 2:25:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Marion Barry, Is that you?


2 posted on 08/01/2011 2:34:06 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (The views and opinions expressed in this post are true and correct. Deal with it)
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This thread reminds me of this classic:

A 'heads up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are loading your purchases into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts--it is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they simply say 'No', and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also on October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

3 posted on 08/01/2011 2:36:54 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (The views and opinions expressed in this post are true and correct. Deal with it)
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To: nickcarraway

linky....she no worky.


4 posted on 08/01/2011 2:37:26 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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TTIWWP..... For assessing the guilt or innocence of the blonde in question.


5 posted on 08/01/2011 2:37:26 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: nickcarraway

A good rule of thumb: if you are thinking: ‘Wow! This is my lucky day!”, and you don’t usually have ‘lucky days’, you’re about to be had.


9 posted on 08/01/2011 2:48:26 PM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: nickcarraway

What does the DUI have to do with meeting a woman?


12 posted on 08/01/2011 2:55:02 PM PDT by fortheDeclaration (When the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn (Pr.29:2))
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You were driving drunk.

You deserve to go to jail.

If they set you up, that’s a crime too.

And they deserve to go to jail.

You could have run over a little kid in your quest to get laid.

I have no sympathy.


13 posted on 08/01/2011 2:55:04 PM PDT by Tzimisce (Never forget that the American Revolution began when the British tried to disarm the colonists.)
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Mr. Dutcher, a few words of advice:

1. You can’t cheat an honest man.
2. If it sounds too good to be true...there’s probably a good reason for that.


22 posted on 08/01/2011 3:53:58 PM PDT by RichInOC ("In retrospect, lighting the match was a mistake....")
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Whe you bait a trap with a vagina to catch a recently divorced man , most men will get caught.

The wife of course knew all the details. She is lying.

I wouldn’t want my children raised by a woamn who would do a thing like this. The man says his children have been turned against him and I am also sure she did that.

What we have here is a dumb husband and a crooked conniving low life wife.

The kids would be better off with the dumb dad.


23 posted on 08/01/2011 4:38:04 PM PDT by Venturer
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On that night, when his date and her friend flashed their breasts at Dutcher, he

Whoa!

25 posted on 08/01/2011 5:13:11 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (You can't forfeit the game Chuck! If you go home you forfeit!)
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Honey Trap Ping!


28 posted on 08/01/2011 7:26:50 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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31 posted on 08/02/2011 8:25:38 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Recently split from his wife (not divorced) and already on Match.com, good thing she got rid of the jerk. And I’m a man not a woman for the record.


36 posted on 08/02/2011 9:43:33 AM PDT by Scythian
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