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1 posted on 07/29/2011 1:58:07 PM PDT by conservativegirl
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To: conservativegirl

lol


2 posted on 07/29/2011 2:01:06 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: conservativegirl

Bump.


3 posted on 07/29/2011 2:05:04 PM PDT by jimt
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To: conservativegirl

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came upfireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear”.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?”

“No,” the boy said, “He works for the Democratic National
Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but that’s too
embarrassing to say in front of the other kids.”
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4 posted on 07/29/2011 2:19:55 PM PDT by laterldf
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To: Inyo-Mono

Lol ping to myself.


5 posted on 07/29/2011 2:35:26 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono (My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Heard this one?


7 posted on 07/29/2011 2:42:47 PM PDT by don-o (Abolish FReepathons. Be a monthly donor.)
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To: conservativegirl

Heard it before.
On the martini part:
Three measures of Gordon’s
One measure of Vodka
Half measure of Lillet (The original calls for Kina Lillet, but that hasn’t been available since 1986)
Shaken over ice, and served with a large, thin slice of lemon peel.

Called a, “Vesper.”

GREAT STUFF!!


14 posted on 07/29/2011 6:34:55 PM PDT by RandallFlagg ("I can see 2012 from my house!" Jim Thompson, 7-16-2011)
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