That was while I was at UCLA.
My BA is in Biblical Studies (from a Bible College), my MA in Ancient History and my Ph.D in Medieval History.
And we used to make jokes all the time about things like that, a running comment for whatever problem it was was “I have a spell for that!”
D@mn, I thought it was Hogwarts! /cheap shot>
And tying it in with current events:
Cheers!