“The clerk said she noticed his right front pants pocket bulging.”
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Is that a danish in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
he was doing an Algore Rolling Stone cover shot .
“The clerk said she noticed his right front pants pocket bulging.”
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Hate it when that happens.
There must be more to this story than they are reporting. He must have a sheet a mile long, $5000.00 bond for a sweet roll seems a tad excessive plus just how much ‘eluding the police’ can you do on a bicycle - I know you can go places the cruiser can’t but I am talking of the enormity of the charge.
I know it is a stretch, but seeing as how he paid for other items, it may have been an oversight, especially if he didn’t have a cart.
OTOH, that bagel bulge was either uncomfortable or maybe it felt good (to him)????
One of the early TV wags had a female reaching in his pocket for something.
She said “I feel so silly”, He said, “Go a little lower and you will feel knutz”.....
Kind of hard to cut things off in live TV with no delay..