“Never buy a man anything that says “some assembly required” on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over. No one knows why.”
I love some assembly required. Problem is 2 years later, when I am looking for something in the garage, I find a bag with a bunch of things labeled “spare parts.”
Daughter wants to go tubing behind the boat. So I get the big tube out of storage and inflate it. It has a leak. Now where is that little patch kit that came with it when I bought it last summer?
Probably mixed in with the extra VW parts........
Well, ya see, there's yer problem. If you just take them out of the bag and throw them in a bin, or a drawer, they are no longer spare parts, they are inventory for future projects.