There are several variations on the web. Here's the one I posted on the Whale Wars Live thread a few weeks ago:
The Whale Wars drinking game. Down a full one every time:
- They get locked in a dangerous ice field, surrounded by gigantic icebergs. Drink a double when the wishy-washy captain, who doesn’t seem to want to be bothered by it, tells the crew to “do their best to try to avoid hitting the big white things”.
- They look like a monkey screwing a football trying to get the Zodiacs in the water.
- Contact with the Zodiacs is lost because they forgot to take, or even turn on, their radios.
- They are driving the Zodiacs in the opposite direct of their target ship.
- Someone gets so hurt that they are stuck in bed and have to crawl to the bathroom for the rest of the season.
When they do actually intercept the target ship, take a drink when:
- They yell “incoming” when the Japanese start throwing flash-bang grenades at them. (Thought they were just seal bombs, but they are actually flash-bang grenades.)
- They make a second pass at the Japanese ship because they have one or two bottles of acid left.
- They collide with the Japanese ship.
- Every time the speakers on the Japanese ship broadcasts “Warning: Intruders will be detained and prosecuted according to Japanese law.”
And don't forget bingo:
Whale Wars drinking game. What exactly is that?
If Pan_Yan could be so kind as to post the "Whale Wars Bingo" I decided that I wanted to come up with a Whale Wars drinking game based on Whale Wars Bingo created by a FReeper from our Whale Wars Ping List.
I'm going to mess around with the bingo board to come up with rules so that people aren't smashed before the first commercial because the way this season is going you'd be drinking an entire 2 liter bottle of vodka in 30 minutes.
If you aren't on our ping list let Pan_Yan know these threads are hilarious and I completely repeat myself by saying they are the BEST anti-depressant. Nothing is better than seeing hippies getting hosed, prop fouling themselves, look retarded, ect...
Step1: gather some friends, family or your favorite stuffed duck
Step 2: gather some drinks, really anything will do
Step 3: Watch Animal Planet this Friday at 6pm and any other time the show airs and follow these rules
You have to drink when…
Anybody has their shirt off (they’re in freaking Antarctica!)
When somebody says “Amaaazing” when they see a whale (aren’t there other words to describe whales?)
The Sea Shepherds throw butyric acid off the deck (don’t forget to stretch!)
Anybody says “Whaling ends today!” you have to CHUG your whole drink (yea that’ll stop ‘em!)
You get a “Whale Tales” quiz question wrong (really who knows that stuff?)
You get a “Whale Tales” quiz question right (how did you know that stuff?)
The Japanese use the LRAD (cover your ears!)
The Sea Shepherds drop a prop foul, twice if it works (oh sooo close!)
They do a crazy Ivan (who the hell is Ivan and why he is so crazy?)
The Sea Shepherds point the water cannon on the Steve Irwin at the Japanese (back at ya!)
The Sea Shepherds ram another ship you have to CHUG your whole drink (I mean when another ship “gets in their way”)