The Whale Wars drinking game. Down a full one every time:
- They get locked in a dangerous ice field, surrounded by gigantic icebergs. Drink a double when the wishy-washy captain, who doesn’t seem to want to be bothered by it, tells the crew to “do their best to try to avoid hitting the big white things”.
- They look like a monkey screwing a football trying to get the Zodiacs in the water.
- Contact with the Zodiacs is lost because they forgot to take, or even turn on, their radios.
- They are driving the Zodiacs in the opposite direct of their target ship.
- Someone gets so hurt that they are stuck in bed and have to crawl to the bathroom for the rest of the season.
When they do actually intercept the target ship, take a drink when:
- They yell “incoming” when the Japanese start throwing flash-bang grenades at them. (Thought they were just seal bombs, but they are actually flash-bang grenades.)
- They make a second pass at the Japanese ship because they have one or two bottles of acid left.
- They collide with the Japanese ship.
- Every time the speakers on the Japanese ship broadcasts “Warning: Intruders will be detained and prosecuted according to Japanese law.”
And don't forget bingo:
