[E. Pluribus Unum]

Well, at least she isn’t raising them to be Muslim.

That'll be next week's blonde moment.

[Jack Hydrazine]

I bet she’ll take them to a Kabalah center so they can study just the mystical aspects of Judaism where they can meditate and feel the vibe. Kabalah is only popular because it doesn’t compel you to be a better individual versus Torah Judaism which does.