Hopefully he can arrive with a full bladder and if they hassle him, simply drop trou and write his name on one of their legs.
The TSA has a license to molest and that license needs to be revoked.
Actually, if men would just show up in ultra short shorts with no underwear and wearing women’s heels...no TSA guy would touch them. If women would show up in a T-shirt and douse themselves with a gallon of water before reaching TSA point...no TSA female would touch a wet T-shirt gal. If this were all common place everyday...the TSA folks would start to quit and leave their jobs. Of course, none of us eare that brave to start something like this.