Madison Lefties Say Democracy Died With the Geese

Newsbusters ^ | 7-12-11 | Tim Graham

[bigbob]

I'm willing to bet that the geese left less of a mess than the smelling hippie protestors who occupied the WI state Capitol.

[gorush]

I remember hearing of the goose kill...I was amazed at both the lack of outrage and coverage. It was Madistan, WI for God’s sake. Life is extremely entertaining if looked at from the correct perspective.

[dynachrome]

If TSHTF, I am counting on geese as a supplement. They are a pestilence around here! Local park is well fertilized by their droppings.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

a "memorial service for fallen fowl"

Sounds like a funeral for a dead Massghanistani politico.

[hinckley buzzard]

Canada geese are taking over, like deer. They need to be harvested and their numbers severely curtailed. Feed 'em to the obamanoids. They'll eat anything Mooch-elle tells them to.

[the invisib1e hand]

when did the geese die? what, they got sucked into a jet engine?

Oh, I get it. And democracy was the jet. Very clever word picture. But don't forget Chesney Sullenberger.

Chez for Prez!

[mnrep]

The left is literally loosing their in WI, both literally and figuratively. I can only celebrate!

[mnrep]

Uh...losing their GRIP

[WePledge]

I wish someone would come get a few thousand of the giant
flying rats/fertilizer factories out of Mid. Tn.. I've quit calling them Canada geese because some of them are 4th generation so must be America Geese by birth.
There must already be some sort of “Dream Act” for illegal wildlife I guess./s

[6SJ7]

"memorial service for fallen fowl"

I'm in for that!

[stevem]

"This is a chance for us to get together and mourn the loss to the community not only of the geese, but of the democratic process.

They're probably right. If they put the geese in a voting booth in place of a liberal the results would be more sensible, or at least as sensible.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Has anyone ever eaten goose? Is it greasy, dry, strong in taste?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

A dentist on Cape Cod got a hefty fine for killing a Canada Goose on a golf course a few years ago. Elin could have given him some tips.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Wouldn’t it be real justice if the surviving geese all got together and crapped on commie Soglin until he was buried alive in goose shit?

Ah the image!

Say goodby, Paul.

[labette]

Unfit for consumption from early spring through late summer.

A late fall/winter goose that has been feeding on grain is edible.

[Yardstick]

[Doing it at night] makes sense to ensure a successful roundup once it was decided that some geese would have to be removed, Wallner says.

Fascist!

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

What they needed to do was to rent a few dozen adult swans, who are like the Mongol horde of birds, very aggressive, then trick the goose fans into going into a big cage with the swans.

I would lay odds that a 30 pound swan would easily whup a 150 pound gooseophile.

[Carling]

I live with a large grass field behind my house. Last fall, for the first time, Canadian geese started landing there. There was so much poop ... so, so much poop. I don’t really mind, but it had never happened before.

[Yardstick]

Unfit for consumption from early spring through late summer.

How so? Too tough and with a grass-fed flavor?

I'll bet the geese at the local walking track/duck pond would taste pretty good seeing has how people are always tossing bread to them.

[NYCslicker]

“Democratic” to these people means I always get what I want and you don’t because you’re a Nazi and I’m a “democrat”.