[YHAOS]

"Mr Gore, a climate change campaigner and Nobel laureate, has been confirmed as a keynote speaker at the Scottish Low Carbon Investment Conference."

A leadpipe chinch indicator that the Conference is a farce.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Al oGre* *o·gre    [oh-ger] Show IPA –noun 1. a monster in fairy tales and popular legend, usually represented as a hideous giant who feeds on human flesh. 2. a monstrously ugly, cruel, or barbarous person.