[maine yankee]

You compliment your blind date by telling her she has a beautifull tooth.

The nickname for the family reunion is ‘the dating game’.

[OneVike]

You might be a redneck if.....

• In tough situations you ask yourself, “What would Curly do?”
  
  
• Someone in your family died right after saying, “Hey, guys, watch this.”
  
  
• The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  
  
• You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
  
  
• You consider your license plate “personalized” because your daddy made it.
  
  
• You have ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.