To: Westbrook
You might be a redneck if.....
- A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
- A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.
- After making love, you ask your date to roll down the window.
- After your dog passed gas, you claimed it.
- All of your four-letter words are two syllables.
- An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall. Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.
- At least one of your kids was born on a pool table. Bikers back down from your momma.
- Birds are attracted to your beard.
12 posted on
07/08/2011 11:11:28 AM PDT by
OneVike
(Just a Christian waiting to go home)
To: OneVike
-Your wife asks you to move the transmission so she can take a bath.
33 posted on
07/09/2011 11:08:40 AM PDT by
wjcsux
("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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