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Gwyneth Paltrow says she'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can
dailytelegraph ^
| 7 July 2011
| unattributed
Posted on 07/07/2011 10:48:53 AM PDT by smokingfrog
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To: smokingfrog
“Gwyneth Paltrow says she'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can”
Can't disagree with that.
One substance is very toxic and completely man made, yellow colored and will kill human life.
The other substance at least brings some sort of pleasure response to it's users
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:04:23 AM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Real hope and change comes in January 2013)
To: smokingfrog
revealed she wouldn't take her kids to fast food restaurant McDonalds, but may find it difficult if they knew about the toys that come with some meals.Yeah, like Iron Man action figures.
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:04:32 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: smokingfrog
Who cares what Gwyneth “thinks”. This is deep thought for her.She reads other peoples words for a living for Chissake.
To: Mr Rogers
Jalapeno cheese spread is the best!
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:05:23 AM PDT
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: smokingfrog
Her father was a nasty leftist bigot and she’s the most overrated “actress” since her mother.
Go smoke some crack, twerp.
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:05:31 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: READINABLUESTATE
No reason to care that I know of.
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:06:10 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
To: freedomlover
Rockford Files Show, right?
To: smokingfrog
"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can." Many would agree. That's why there are so many crackheads. Most of them are thin... because they forego the cheez-whiz, as well as all other foods, when high.
To: freedomlover
“You bring me my Cheese Whiz, boy?”
For some reason, that is one of the more memorable lines from the movie to me!
But I thought I was just odd!
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:07:30 AM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Real hope and change comes in January 2013)
To: smokingfrog
She's not a prepper.
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:08:37 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
To: READINABLUESTATE
I was going to say that she probably uses Cheese Whiz as a sex toy but thought better of it.
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:08:45 AM PDT
by
donhunt
(I am sick and tired of those bastards insulting and lying to me.)
To: smokingfrog
Hey Gweneth, for some people cheese from a can is their version of crack.
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:09:22 AM PDT
by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
To: smokingfrog
If you really want a laugh, go to the linked site and look at all the “Related Coverage” on the left side of the page.
There an ENDLESS list of things Gywneth: she has subjected herself to a Center-of-the-Universe microanalysis and is going to pass it on to all of us. She’s an Oprah-waiting-in-the-wings: I expect to see “G” magazine on the newsstands soon, placed discreetly a few rows below “O” magazine.
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:10:32 AM PDT
by
supremedoctrine
("uncurtaining the night,I'd let dark glass/hang all the furniture above the grass." -Nabokov)
To: Lazamataz
I’d rather smoke crack from a can, then give up cheese. But, you can have crack AND cheese.
To: Domandred
Yup! Some of the best cheese ever....
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:11:16 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: rokkitapps
I remember having canned processed cheese in C-rations.
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:12:20 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
To: freedomlover
That scene from “The Blues Brothers” is the first thing that came to my mind :^)
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:12:23 AM PDT
by
The Cajun
(Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
To: freedomlover
You bring me my Cheese Whiz, boy? LOL!!! Good one!
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:12:34 AM PDT
by
al_c
(http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
To: Domandred
Cougar Gold That is the first thing I thought when I saw this headline! That cheese is amazing -- I don't know what they do to it, but it the best cheese on the planet. Maybe they put crack in it!
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:12:34 AM PDT
by
Semper911
(When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
To: freedomlover
One of my all time favorite movies.
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posted on
07/07/2011 11:12:43 AM PDT
by
WayneS
("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
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