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1 posted on 07/02/2011 3:15:56 PM PDT by Revolting cat!
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To: Revolting cat!

We gonna get freaky deaky after dark!


2 posted on 07/02/2011 3:18:17 PM PDT by linn37
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To: a fool in paradise; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; Lazamataz

PING!


3 posted on 07/02/2011 3:18:45 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!

“Did you fart?”


4 posted on 07/02/2011 3:19:15 PM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: Revolting cat!

“Are you serious that this is as close as you’ll ever get??”


5 posted on 07/02/2011 3:21:10 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Revolting cat!

“I have a little wedding surprise for you. You’re getting THREE step children instead of two!”


6 posted on 07/02/2011 3:29:50 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Revolting cat!

“I hope none of these pictures of our wedding get onto some ostensibly mature adult bulletin board site for a contest among puerile posters as to who can provide the most adolescent humorous caption.” — but in French.


7 posted on 07/02/2011 3:31:13 PM PDT by OldNewYork
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To: Revolting cat!

Gosh, Freepers aren’t exactly a romantic and sentimental bunch, are they?!


8 posted on 07/02/2011 3:33:23 PM PDT by baa39
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To: Revolting cat!
Don't look at the top of my head, it'll blind you.
12 posted on 07/02/2011 3:37:28 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Holy flippin' crap, Sarah rocks the world!)
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To: Revolting cat!

“BOOORING!!!”


13 posted on 07/02/2011 3:38:19 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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So the girl is the one who is supposed to be wearing white?

14 posted on 07/02/2011 3:38:36 PM PDT by gitmo (Hatred of those who think differently is the left's unifying principle.-Ralph Peters NY Post)
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To: Revolting cat!

(Why is he, umm... cupping himself “down there”?)


19 posted on 07/02/2011 3:42:57 PM PDT by Teacher317 (really?)
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“I thought I told you I’d be only one wearing white! Now you make my suit look dingy.”


23 posted on 07/02/2011 3:45:37 PM PDT by rabidralph
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To: Revolting cat!
"When is Paul McCartney coming to sing his hit song 'We are sorry Prince Albert?'"
27 posted on 07/02/2011 3:52:46 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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“Ya know, now that I think about it, I look better in my snappy uniform dress than you do in your wedding dress. No, really.”


28 posted on 07/02/2011 3:58:56 PM PDT by Robwin
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To: Revolting cat!
"You're gonna teach me how to swim, aren't ya?!"
29 posted on 07/02/2011 4:06:26 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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“Look, I'm my own doctor. OK, turn my head and cough...”
30 posted on 07/02/2011 4:15:01 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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“The Viagra kicked in a little early. What do I do now?”


32 posted on 07/02/2011 4:23:44 PM PDT by Ronald_Magnus
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To: Revolting cat!
"Shall we declare war on Lichtenstein?"
34 posted on 07/02/2011 4:44:22 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Aren’t you hungry yet? Lady, you sure look like you could use a sandwich or something. Howcome you’re so bony?


36 posted on 07/02/2011 4:56:43 PM PDT by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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Put a Wittsock on it.


38 posted on 07/02/2011 5:00:59 PM PDT by Carry_Okie (GunWalker: Arming "a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as well funded")
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