Send Anthony Weiner to investigate.
If you say Weiner, Anthony Weiner, Anthony’s Weiner, Tony Weiner, Tony’s Weiner, or anything
that makes me even think of anything about the entire Anthony Weiner scandal, I’ll... I don’t
know... stomp my feet and hold my breath until I turn blue? Tweet you a picture of Lucas Prince
of Darkness’s tail? Spam your not-a-ping threads? Something like that. ;-p