"Sorry, we don't have a replacement kitten for that model car. Gotta special order it, ya know."
To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; devane617; ...
2 posted on
06/17/2011 10:14:24 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Could have been placed there by the mechanic to get the engine to purr.
To: Slings and Arrows
Mekanik kitteh-check’n ur airz.
5 posted on
06/17/2011 10:19:28 AM PDT by
IYellAtMyTV
(Je t'aime, faire du bruit comme le cochon.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I had one of my kittens crawl through the “lining” of my
left front wheel well, and get into the left front fender(from
drivers perspective). I was wondering why I heard a “meow”
as I was driving around town, and finally to work..I verified
the sound with other witnesses, called the car company (Saturn)
and they sent a technician to my work site and he removed
the appropriate parts, and we got the cat. I renamed the
cat “Freddie Fender” after the late country singer.
Couldn’t believe a car company would send someone out like
that...I sure wish they were still in business with a service
ethic like that. And to boot, this happened in L.A.!!!!
6 posted on
06/17/2011 10:24:07 AM PDT by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
To: Slings and Arrows
You're not gonna fall for the kitten in the airfilter? It
should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no kitten in my
airfilter!" See, that's more natural for us. You
been hanging out with this dude too long.
7 posted on
06/17/2011 10:26:27 AM PDT by
1rudeboy
To: Slings and Arrows
They named it YUKON.
Cute kitten
8 posted on
06/17/2011 10:28:48 AM PDT by
submarinerswife
(Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
To: Slings and Arrows
Was the air filter on a Mercury Cougar or a Buick Wildcat?
9 posted on
06/17/2011 10:35:11 AM PDT by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Sorry, we don't have a replacement kitten for that model car. Gotta special order it, ya know."[heavy accent] "4-a months, but you gotta leave-a da car" /ultraobscure
12 posted on
06/17/2011 10:38:15 AM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(From her lips to the voters' ears: Debbie Wasserman Schultz: ‘We own the economy’ June 15, 2011)
To: Slings and Arrows
Should have gone to the closest Chinese restaurant.
13 posted on
06/17/2011 10:58:08 AM PDT by
donhunt
(I am sick and tired of those bastards insulting and lying to me.)
To: Slings and Arrows
What a sweet, adorable kitten. A nice story. The little girl is so cute too.
LOL, cats really do have 9 lives!
37 posted on
06/17/2011 6:04:10 PM PDT by
jocon307
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