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To: Lucky9teen
2 posted on
06/17/2011 6:08:04 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, so they re-possessed her!
Truckloads of Americans have been caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the guys who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane.
3 posted on
06/17/2011 6:08:40 AM PDT by
CPOSharky
(The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)
To: Lucky9teen
4 posted on
06/17/2011 6:10:18 AM PDT by
Dacula
(Just say no to Vidalia onions)
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5 posted on
06/17/2011 6:10:53 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
Top 10 Weinergate Headlines I still prefer:
Weiner goes soft, pulls out
Pity that not even the NY Post would run with that one...
8 posted on
06/17/2011 6:16:44 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(Imagine if the media spent 1/10 the effort vetting Obama as they've used against Palin.)
To: Lucky9teen
10 posted on
06/17/2011 6:23:16 AM PDT by
verga
(I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
To: BabyBMW
11 posted on
06/17/2011 6:24:53 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(It is Satan's fault)
To: Lucky9teen; envisio
Its not the underage drinking I disapprove of, it's your choice of brand that has me worried son
i could see myself saying that.
12 posted on
06/17/2011 6:24:59 AM PDT by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
To: Lucky9teen
The “Ten and Two!” cartoon reminded me of my son. My three-year-old has now taken it upon himself to say, whenever he notices my not doing so, “You drive TWO hands, Daddy.”
14 posted on
06/17/2011 6:31:50 AM PDT by
tnlibertarian
(Don't mend SS, end it.)
To: Lucky9teen
Subject: Women are hard to please
Why it is so difficult to please women.
A wife asks her husband, “Please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why in the world did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had eggs.”
Think about it….
Subject: 2 Mexican Detectives
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
‘How was he killed?’ asked one detective.
‘With a golf gun,’ the other detective replied.
‘A golf gun! What is a golf gun?’
‘I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.’
16 posted on
06/17/2011 6:39:08 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(zero hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
To: Lucky9teen
My favorite picture for the congressman.
17 posted on
06/17/2011 6:47:09 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(zero hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
To: Lucky9teen
A small Muslim child is found wandering around lost in the shopping mall. A Security guard asks the child what his mother looks like.
He says, “How would I know”?
19 posted on
06/17/2011 6:52:52 AM PDT by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill-informed post)
To: Lucky9teen
24 posted on
06/17/2011 7:08:13 AM PDT by
Baynative
(Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
To: Lucky9teen
My favorite Weiner (and Obama) headline:
25 posted on
06/17/2011 7:14:11 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(Financial Repression.......it answers a lot of questions.....read about it on FinancialSense.com.)
To: Lucky9teen
26 posted on
06/17/2011 7:18:21 AM PDT by
red-dawg
(There is no such thing as "government money".)
To: Lucky9teen
27 posted on
06/17/2011 7:26:47 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
“Weiner Withdraws - Pelosi Exhausted”
30 posted on
06/17/2011 7:32:09 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: Lucky9teen
SRY, CANT BRAIN TODAY
I HAZ DE DUMB
To: Lucky9teen
34 posted on
06/17/2011 8:17:56 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(Financial Repression.......it answers a lot of questions.....read about it on FinancialSense.com.)
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