[PROCON]

series of techniques in which scientists hope will manipulate the world’s climate to reduce carbon emissions

What exactly is earf's optimum temperature?

Idiots!

A spokesman for the IPCC was unavailable for comment

Hmmm, wonder why...

[PROCON]

Moron Ping!

[RightOnTheBorder]

Wasn’t this an episode of Futurama?

[justa-hairyape]

Do these idiots know that numerous solar scientists have just declared that the sun is going into a low activity phase ? Only a complete moron would want to cool a cooling planet.

[Argus]

“lighter coloured” crops to reflect sunlight

More cotton!

[Free Vulcan]

I thought the sun had nothing to do with global warming? So why then are we trying to reflect the sun’s energy into space with mirrors and white paint?

I also thought that this was a greenhouse effect? Does the fact we can indeed reflect energy into space mean there is no greenhouse effect, and therefore global warming theory is bogus?

[Cyman]

The IPCC has LOTS of experience with mirrors. Smoke and mirrors that is.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

The scam is obvious - they are no more going to put “mirrors” into space than I am going to fly to the moon. It’s all about getting your paper picked for the conference and getting an all expenses paid trip to Peru. Put another way - Mental Masturbation.

[Fledermaus]

These people have WAY too much time on their hands.

Why do we even stay in the UN? Waste of money and time.

[Logical me]

Ha Ha Ha Ha. My sides are splitting.

[Paladin2]

I suggest that all those concerned about AGW just hold their breath - permanently.

[LibLieSlayer]

NASA is broke and they have become a muslim outreach agency anyway. Maybe they can eat some mirrors and bend over and blow it into orbit... because we sure as hell ain't paying to send them into low Earth orbit.

LLS

[neverdem]

Greenpeace influence seen in climate report(IPCC)

We don't have money to waste for all of this foolery when good science says there has been no recent warming, and it will probably cool.

“All three of these lines of research to point to the familiar sunspot cycle shutting down for a while.”

[dhs12345]

And guess which fools (US taxpayers) will be stuck with the tab for this boondoggle?

On the other hand....

...it might confuse space aliens who might be planning to take over our planet. Come to think of it, space aliens might be responsible for global warming. Maybe the IPCC can investigate it?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

As long as they get grants, they’ll do/say anything.

[pabianice]

They’ve also suggested spraying the sun with black paint, but I see that was omitted from the report.

[rfp1234]

O.K., and the next step will be to blast our Narcissist-in-Chief into space so he can admire himself in those mirrors.

[fireman15]

It sounds like some of the maroons actually believe their own propaganda.

[denydenydeny]

producing “lighter coloured” crops to reflect sunlight,

There are times when life is indistinguishable from an Onion parody.