Moms are fit to be Thai'ed - Catfight at Trader Joe's over frozen noodles

The New York Post ^ | June 14, 2011 | Laura Italiano and Jessica Simeone

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Don't get between an opera singer and her frozen, vegan pad Thai with tofu.

A fight between amateur mezzo soprano Marcella Caprario and fellow shopper Dr. Cathleen London in the frozen-food aisle of the Trader Joe's on the Upper West Side is set to hit Manhattan Criminal Court today.

[bunkerhill7]

The First National Thai Tofu Kickboxing Championships will be held on Sunday June 19, Father`s Day, in the Frozen-Food Aisle of Trader Joe`s on 72nd and Broadway.
First Prize are 2 tickets to the ``The Joy Behar Show``.
Second Place Prize: a one-way ticket to Phuket, Thailand.

[businessprofessor]

I sentence them to 30 days of conservative enlightment. They should be required to watch conservative movies and programming for one month.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

A ticket to Phuket for second?

I’d lose that contest on purpose.

[martin_fierro]

[PrincessB]

They won’t. I get brie at Trader Joe’s. They import one that is unbelievable and inexpensive. It probably also has more fat than a stick of butter. (I don’t know for sure, I refuse to read the label)

If they are eating the vegan products, they are probably going for the goat cheese selection, which is also pretty good.

[frithguild]

THe woman on the right reminds a little bit of Horseshack for some reason.

Separated at birth!

[tisket]

[afraidfortherepublic]

As far as I’m concerned, anybody Joy Behar considers an “expert” is automatically questionable. If you read the whole thing, the fight started between the soprano’s husband and the doctor’s teen aged son, who deliberately precipitated it.

[Lazamataz]

BOTH guilty.

Lock 'em up.

[geezerwheezer]

Ain’t enough beer or scotch to drink these “New York ladies” pretty, even at closing time!

[Avery Iota Kracker]

Or as my Lao friend would say, simply, “no-doe” (noddle).

[Avery Iota Kracker]

noddle=noodle

[Boogieman]

“Does any sane person think there’s going to be a comfortable way through the apocalypse when libs are duking it out at Trader Joe’s?”

I think I’ll be pretty comfortable setting up my lounge chair across the street and watch the libs tear each other to pieces!

[Slings and Arrows]

The Trader Joe's Song.

[Larry Lucido]

At least it wasn’t Cow Pad.

[Daffynition]

Trader Joe's was holding the Super Bowl of Noodle Fights? Who knew?

[Daffynition]

Noodles.

[Daffynition]

Noodles.

[TheOldLady]

Brie is 90% fat. It’s a great low-carb (high fat) food.