Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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B & B’s
What could Bed and Breakfasts have to do with candy?
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Wait! A thought occurs to me.
More research may be required.
BBL.
A bit of good old-fashioned goofing around is often just what it takes to stumble into something truly inspired. Fun for all ages!
I recommend these sites as sources of food for thought, and materials for subsequent action:
http://www.instructables.com/index
Howdy!
LOL! That, or the one that says “I’m already picturing you with duct tape over your mouth.” I am fortunate not to have been “blessed” with the company of very many people to whom that sort of message would be applicable.
‘lo, y’all. We went to the library.
I made the mistake of going to work. I should have gone to the library too...
Afternoon!
Afternoon. Ready for the weekend?
Sorta.
I go back in to work tonight at 1800.
Just to sit and stare at a box for twelve hours.
We don’t do any real security related work there anymore.
At least you have employment.
There is that, but the site does not want security there.
And they’re lying to us through their teeth.
They want to go ‘full automated’, they think that will ‘solve all their problems’.
The problems exist with their people, not security, so nothing will be solved, but they have their fantasy and they want to cling to it.
Yikes! I’d be for getting a legal document in place to “indemnify and hold harmless” so that when SHTF over there because of their self-blindness they can’t come back and try to hang the albatross around your neck.
CYA, mon ami; it’s not just for the froggies, anymore.
Oh, they already tried to pin the disappearance of a fully loaded trailer on us.
Problem was, the trailer went out between 0400 and 1800 during a weekday, we aren’t there between those times.
So they had it on video leaving teh yard, and then yelled at us for it leaving.
And we were not there as per the client directives.
Which we pointed out.
With glee.
Next time, remember to hum the requisite tune...
Look for...
...the union label...
...hm, hm, hm hmm, hmmmm...
The best one I personally had to deal with was the one management idiot there asking me if there was a magic button to hit to turn fifteen year old black and white ccd cameras into state of the art color cameras.
When told ‘no’ he came charging into the guardshack to try and prove me wrong.
When he couldn’t find this magic button he was talking aout, he said he didn’t believe this excrement, slammed the camera control panel down and stormed off.
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