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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
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To: Darksheare
Even Basement Cat runs into something scary ...
621
posted on
07/14/2011 8:55:18 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Tax-chick
622
posted on
07/14/2011 9:16:19 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick; ThomasThomas; Monkey Face; Anoreth; fanfan; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Cyber Liberty
623
posted on
07/14/2011 9:24:15 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: ColdOne
Howdy!
624
posted on
07/14/2011 9:32:32 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick
To quote the “Wimpy Kid:” The USPS is “ploopy.” Whatever it means, it sounds ugly.
625
posted on
07/14/2011 9:51:47 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Darksheare
Oh, yes. That would do it!
626
posted on
07/14/2011 10:04:49 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Tax-chick
In 624 he claims to be a Budgie.
627
posted on
07/14/2011 10:15:00 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
628
posted on
07/14/2011 10:51:42 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Dead Corpse
Reminds me of the gif of the baby elephant charging the car and then getting frightened.
629
posted on
07/14/2011 11:01:21 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick; ThomasThomas
"Maybe I’ll get up that way in the fall when Anoreth moves back east." I will endeavor to be here, and would enjoy having a chance to meet as many of your family as can be squoze into an opportunity.
630
posted on
07/14/2011 3:01:05 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: Dead Corpse; All
If it had a cell phone, it would be an “ irrelephant cellephant
631
posted on
07/14/2011 3:48:00 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: NicknamedBob
Heh heh. There are rather a large number of us.
We’re also hoping something can be arranged so she and I can visit my parents in Florida.
632
posted on
07/14/2011 3:53:34 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Tax-chick
By this fall I will be back in California. Actual I will be be back next week. Those in the know will recognize the IE and those whose live back east will under stand about a hour east Los Angels at midnight.
633
posted on
07/14/2011 4:17:14 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
To: ThomasThomas
634
posted on
07/14/2011 5:32:31 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(YHVH NEVER PLAYS DEFENSE! WHICH MEANS; IF YOU'RE ON DEFENSE, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Dead Corpse; ThomasThomas; Darksheare
"If it had a cell phone, it would be an “ irrelephant cellephant" Elephants often communicate over long distances with infrasound. This is sound which is at such a low frequency we can feel it more than hear it.
You've heard the joke about "How do you stop an elephant from charging?"*, right?
Well, when an elephant communicates on infrasound, they tend to figure "infrapenny, infrapound".
.
* -- You take away its credit card.
635
posted on
07/14/2011 6:46:52 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: NicknamedBob
You always brighten my day ;-)
636
posted on
07/14/2011 6:51:21 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
You never fail to encourage me about being foolish.
It’s a lethal combination.
637
posted on
07/14/2011 6:54:11 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: NicknamedBob
638
posted on
07/14/2011 6:57:37 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
I have a thin candy shell.
639
posted on
07/14/2011 6:59:30 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: NicknamedBob
640
posted on
07/14/2011 7:16:34 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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