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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick
Well, my break has lasted long enough, I think. Time to get back to the salt mines.
Be back later.
501
posted on
07/10/2011 9:42:05 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
502
posted on
07/10/2011 9:42:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
Are you saying I have more than 5 digits on each appendage Sis?
;-)
503
posted on
07/10/2011 1:51:57 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Monkey Face
I want to try soaking my feet in Epsom salts...
Does anyone know if it really helps?
504
posted on
07/10/2011 1:58:32 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan
Yes, it does. A foot massage is nice, too, but it can be hard to reach one’s own feet effectively.
505
posted on
07/10/2011 3:07:38 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: fanfan
Yes, it helps. Don’t make the water too hot, this time of year.
I just like cool water with a few drops of mint extract. Follow with a mint lotion, if you want. Rub it on your calves, as well.
506
posted on
07/10/2011 3:10:06 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: fanfan
Er...is that what I said? Um...let me see...um..
Nope. Looks like four on each. Maybe. Wait. Something is wrong here....
507
posted on
07/10/2011 3:12:26 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face; fanfan
And here I thought we were all homo sapiens or the general euqivalent. On the other hand, there's Anoreth wandering around the yard with a dragon on her head ...
508
posted on
07/10/2011 3:16:36 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Tax-chick
I’d like a massaging footbath. But it will go onto my Christmas List. ;o]
The PO yielded nothing for Saturday. I’ll wait till Tuesday, unless it cools down a little tomorrow. I REALLY need to get a haircut and the place doesn’t open until 9:00 AM, at which time the mail is supposed to be up and in the boxes. We shall see.
I had to close this down for a while, as the T-storms were racing through here. Didn’t want my PC to suffer. :o])
509
posted on
07/10/2011 3:17:30 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick; Anoreth
Somehow, Anoreth with a dragon on her head in the yard makes perfect sense, any way you read it. The gal has STYLE!!
I did something today I don’t ordinarily do on Sundays...cleaned house. Only picked things up and put them away, but it makes a difference. Tomorrow, my list consists of dishes and vacuuming. And hanging up my summer clothes. Everything fits a lot looser this year...
510
posted on
07/10/2011 3:21:43 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
Darn that USPS. We had thunder while I was having a nap. And Jake left me.
Ooops, sound like I need to rescue Frank from Bill, or vice-versa.
511
posted on
07/10/2011 3:23:06 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Monkey Face
Everything fits a lot looser this year ...I wish I could say that.
I ran the vacuum this morning, while Ash was out on her walk.
512
posted on
07/10/2011 3:24:22 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: fanfan
It is loverly.
Toss in a little rosemary for a nice lift or lavender for soothing.
513
posted on
07/10/2011 3:29:47 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; fanfan
Lavender, jasmine, gardenia, lilac, violet...all are guaranteed to ease your mind.
Go ahead, Fan! Pamper yourself! (Not with Pampers, though! LOL!)
514
posted on
07/10/2011 3:33:20 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: NicknamedBob
515
posted on
07/10/2011 4:06:41 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan
“nothing is important”
Yes
If it weren’t for something nothing wouldn’t mean anything.
516
posted on
07/10/2011 8:27:22 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
To: fanfan
“nothing is important”
Yes
If it weren’t for something nothing wouldn’t mean anything.
517
posted on
07/10/2011 8:27:32 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows....
518
posted on
07/10/2011 8:34:22 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
To: Tax-chick
"Ho ho ho ho... neeena loolo Solo!"
519
posted on
07/11/2011 3:05:06 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty
520
posted on
07/11/2011 4:39:06 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
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