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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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To: Free ThinkerNY
So what was the guy SUPPOSED to do?
That idiot didn’t even know the difference between a weasel and a marten...
;-)
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posted on
06/08/2011 1:36:23 PM PDT
by
WayneS
("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
To: Free ThinkerNY
...at least he didn’t feed the guy’s fingertips to the wolverines...
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posted on
06/08/2011 1:38:01 PM PDT
by
WayneS
("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
To: Free ThinkerNY
A marten is a member of the weasel family. Well, so what was the argument about?
43
posted on
06/08/2011 1:38:53 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: JRandomFreeper; AnAmericanAbroad
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posted on
06/08/2011 1:40:09 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(JMO but I reserve the right to be wrong...)
To: Cicero
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posted on
06/08/2011 1:41:05 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(JMO but I reserve the right to be wrong...)
To: Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state. The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.
To: Free ThinkerNY
I used to have a clipping of a newspaper story (pre-internet) about some police officers confronting a mentally disturbed person on the street, in which the phrase “wielding a live possum” was used in the description of the ‘perp’.
It instantly became one of my favorite phrases...
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posted on
06/08/2011 1:45:48 PM PDT
by
WayneS
("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
To: VRWCmember
48
posted on
06/08/2011 1:46:26 PM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(My new business is great! I make prayer rugs w/ bombs inside. Prophets are going thru the roof!)
To: Joe 6-pack
It's obvious that the perp felt like he was being badgered. Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
To: Free ThinkerNY
Reads like a Kafka short story.
To: Free ThinkerNY
Da We.. eeeeeassssel...
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posted on
06/08/2011 1:50:31 PM PDT
by
montyspython
(This thread needs more cowbell)
To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows; All
And I was so looking forward to bringing along a dead weasel on my next assault. Danged assault victims are becoming much to picky anymore ta suit me.
I'm considerin' givin' up assaulting altogether. They're takin' all the fun out uv it. Geeez
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posted on
06/08/2011 1:50:46 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Free ThinkerNY
When dead weasels are outlawed, only outlaws will have dead weasels.
53
posted on
06/08/2011 1:54:41 PM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(My new business is great! I make prayer rugs w/ bombs inside. Prophets are going thru the roof!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
They can have my dead weasel when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.........(that don’t sound right).
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posted on
06/08/2011 1:56:55 PM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(My new business is great! I make prayer rugs w/ bombs inside. Prophets are going thru the roof!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Do ya feel lucky, punk?
Well, DO YA???
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posted on
06/08/2011 1:58:43 PM PDT
by
Tarantulas
( Illegal immigration - the trojan horse that's treated like a sacred cow)
To: OB1kNOb
That sounds like a twitter from Anthony Weiner....snick...
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:00:31 PM PDT
by
potlatch
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:04:42 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: OB1kNOb
They can have my dead weasel when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.........(that don’t sound right).Sounds like the tag line for the inevitable Anthony Weiner autobiography. ;)
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:05:28 PM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
To: njslim
Just watch him try and weasel out of the charges.
To: Free ThinkerNY; Stoat
Since this happened in Washington state...has stoat been accounted for?
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:10:40 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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