Man with dead weasel accused of assault

Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

[Free ThinkerNY]

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

[Dead Corpse]

Zombie Hunting tomorrow. Taking my Brother-in-Law as well this time.

Outbreak: Omega 4

[HKMk23]

I’m thinking the cat belongs to “Sooooozan!” of “Monsters vs. Aliens” fame (or ignominy, depending on whether you liked the film or not).

[Tax-chick]

Have fun! I thought we had a zombie infestation here last night, but it was just the teens appearing from random corners when we turned “Air America” on.

[Dead Corpse]

Must have sounded like a mini-stampede. ;-) Zombies have a lot more “shuffle” and “shamble” to them.

[Darksheare]

Now I have the Combine voice parts from Half Life 2 stuck in my head “Outbreak! outbreak! outbreak!”

[Dead Corpse]

Um... This is a bad thing?

[Darksheare]

Yes, because it is followed by “Smack AUUUGH! *flat heartline tone*”

And the Combine overwatch voice saying, “Unit 7 deserviced..”

[Tax-chick]

Afternoon. We’re going to have a thunderstorm again.

[Darksheare]

Same here.
I’m going to have a fun time at work.
*ugh*

[Dead Corpse]

Only if you do it wrong...

[Tax-chick]

Hmmmmmm.

[Cyber Liberty]

Sure could use a thunderstorm here. There is a 1/2 inch stack of dust on everything after that Haboob we had the other day.

[Monkey Face]

Monsoon season is nasty.
I remembered that I had called in a prescription last night, and had to go get it this morning.

I took a diffent way that was a lesser degree of downhill angle, and it was actually faster.

No envelope. I looked high and low for my grogery list, but it was nowhere. I tried to recall what was on it, and when I got home, it was sitting on the table. I missed three things. Not bad. I used to get everything, even if I had left the list at home. When I got sick, I was lucky to get everything on the list, even if I had it with me and was standing in front of the item I wanted.

On the way home, while I was waiting for the bus, I thought I was having a heart attack. The symptoms were all too familiar to me. Then I said, “I can’t have a heart attack! I have groceries to put away!”

So I took a hit on the nitroglycerin, and it solved the problem. I was glad to get home, just the same.

[Monkey Face]

Dust is a reminder that things have a way of going on without us.

I was gone for the month of June and I see LOTS of dust that gathered in my absence. Almost like a celebration by the dust motes.

(Ah, yes! Now I SEE it!)

[fanfan]

Happy Hunting DC!

[fanfan]

Haboob?

[fanfan]

You stay alive! We are counting on you!

[Cyber Liberty]

Yeah, once you sit through one you won't soon forget it.

[fanfan]

Is that a dust storm?

It looks like the poster for the movie “The Blob of the Universe”

[Monkey Face]

Been there. Gila Bend has ferocious sand storms.