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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Smokin' Joe; Dead Corpse; Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob
Ah yes, the great lower level massacre.
At least the evil pudding didn’t get loose again.
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posted on
07/04/2011 5:18:22 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
342
posted on
07/04/2011 6:01:51 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Monkey Face
"You planning to write a fifth novel?" I've been trying to write a fifth novel, and have about four of them started.
There's one in there somewhere.
By the way, I'm back in Maryland now, for what that's worth.
Office of the Vice-Presidency comes to mind.
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posted on
07/04/2011 6:14:54 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Smokin' Joe; Monkey Face
"Dunno why the zombies dressed in the shower curtains." Everyone knows you can't see through shower curtains.
The zombies had the notion that would give them some protection. I suspect they're a little short of brains in that bunch.
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posted on
07/04/2011 7:08:55 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: NicknamedBob
Evening, Bob. We’re going to have pie and watch the second half of “1776!”
345
posted on
07/04/2011 7:47:46 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
To: Tax-chick
346
posted on
07/04/2011 8:44:39 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: Monkey Face
Hey! Anybody wearing red, white and blue today? Besides me, I mean?Got it covered.
I pulled out my American flag polo shirt, which I wear maybe a dozen times a year. It's the same front and back, with the field covering the upper right of the chest (upper left on the back), and the stripes the other 3/4, angled down across the body at about 45-degrees. Always gets compliments.
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posted on
07/05/2011 12:47:08 AM PDT
by
HKMk23
(YHVH NEVER PLAYS DEFENSE!)
To: HKMk23; Monkey Face
Flag-patterned fabric will be on markdown down. Maybe I’ll get some and make a skirt or jumper for next year. I used to have a “John Sullivan for Congress” t-shirt with flags on it (Oklahoma District 1) but I haven’t seen it lately.
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posted on
07/05/2011 4:28:35 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
To: HKMk23; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Anoreth; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty
349
posted on
07/05/2011 4:30:47 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
350
posted on
07/05/2011 8:04:32 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick; HKMk23; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Anoreth; Cyber Liberty
351
posted on
07/05/2011 8:16:57 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: ColdOne
352
posted on
07/05/2011 8:58:40 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: ColdOne
353
posted on
07/05/2011 10:09:06 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
To: Tax-chick
354
posted on
07/05/2011 10:12:57 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: ColdOne
Yes, also shorts (for Elen and Sally) and Anoreth got a cap and a t-shirt with zombies on it.
355
posted on
07/05/2011 10:14:29 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
To: Tax-chick
Anoreth got a cap and a t-shirt with zombies on it., Cool!
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posted on
07/05/2011 10:16:39 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: ColdOne
She has an array of strange t-shirts. As long as she doesn’t wear one to church or out to lunch with my mom, it’s okay.
357
posted on
07/05/2011 10:19:23 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
To: Tax-chick
358
posted on
07/05/2011 7:08:15 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ColdOne; HKMk23; FRiends; All
Just driving by. I went to my younger sister’s place last night, and had to come home today.
Not used the the noise, long silences and a parade of animals dogging my steps: Keno the sheep dog, Sparky the Chihuahua, Charlie the cat and the Little Reheaded Dimple Girl. I felt like I was pulling a train...clickety-clickety-clickety...pad-pad-pad...scream-scream-scream...
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posted on
07/05/2011 7:12:22 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
LOL! Life at my house ...
We have a new Orange Cat trying to move in with us, but we don’t want one!
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posted on
07/05/2011 7:14:33 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
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