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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick
The fastest way to have me drop a book is to make the lead a WWW(Wimpy, Whinny, Weenie) can't stand ‘em in real life or in print.
1,361
posted on
08/01/2011 4:46:37 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
To: Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear; Anoreth; FRiends
I’m fine with staying here until the end of Aug.
1,362
posted on
08/01/2011 5:00:32 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan
There's no replacing Sion. No, but grieving does not mean being static. You have to move forward no matter how painful that may be.
It will be different. It will never be the same. But it can still be good.
(Maybe if I say it often enough it will be true. Yes, it is true. I just have to have faith. And time.)
1,363
posted on
08/01/2011 5:02:25 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
To: Tax-chick; fanfan; Anoreth; Harmless Teddy Bear
I can do the move, I just need target coordinates for the jump.
“Prepare for lightspeed!”
1,364
posted on
08/01/2011 5:03:01 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
I like dividing by zero.
I always have one left.
1,365
posted on
08/01/2011 5:04:30 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Darksheare; Anoreth; Harmless Teddy Bear
That’s the problem, isn’t it.
We can’t pick a home.
OK HTB, you pick!
1,366
posted on
08/01/2011 5:07:29 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Tax-chick; trisham
1,367
posted on
08/01/2011 5:09:43 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan; Darksheare
My informal poll respondents favored “FBI Raid” more than other choices, so if we’re going, that would be the destination. IF we’re going to go, we should just up and do it, before we talk ourselves out of it.
1,368
posted on
08/01/2011 5:22:13 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: fanfan; Darksheare; Anoreth; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
Ok I tallied the votes.
(Probably fictional FBI story)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2756443/posts
(Goblin sex crime)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2755920/posts
(Rush Limbaugh)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2755852/posts
(Tax rates zot)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2754146/posts
FBI 2
Goblin 1
Rush 1
Tax 1
And the FBI thread has it.
(Does this count as a pick? I just tallied the votes)
1,369
posted on
08/01/2011 5:23:57 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
It’s not exactly an overwhelming surge of enthusiasm.
1,370
posted on
08/01/2011 5:24:49 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: Tax-chick
If you mail it to me I can move us around. I’m not getting underway or anything again until at least the.beginning of January.
1,371
posted on
08/01/2011 5:26:09 PM PDT
by
Anoreth
(Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.)
To: Anoreth; Darksheare
If Darks can do this move, you can probably copy his setup directly, which I don’t know how to do, and make the adjustments.
Any news about your upcoming activity? We’ve confirmed that your grandparents (paternal) are expected on Labor Day, barring a major hurricane barrelling at Ft. Lauderdale. Even then, Josephine might decide to evacuate to the beach with us and let their house blow down ;-).
1,372
posted on
08/01/2011 5:29:21 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I liked Ethan Frome, for some reason. Maybe just because his wife was so ghastly.
1,373
posted on
08/01/2011 5:30:59 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: Tax-chick
No, dancing and singing is beyond me now. Heck even mild enthusiasm is out of reach.
Sardonic observation is about my limit at the moment.
1,374
posted on
08/01/2011 5:33:04 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I could emit a Yippee! if I had to, but it would upset Ash.
1,375
posted on
08/01/2011 5:35:39 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: Tax-chick; Anoreth
I have teh setup saved as text, I cen frepmail it to Anoreth if she wants.
1,376
posted on
08/01/2011 5:53:11 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear; All
1,377
posted on
08/01/2011 5:54:30 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; Chode; clamper1797; ...
| MOVE IMPENDING |
|
1,378
posted on
08/01/2011 5:54:37 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
1,379
posted on
08/01/2011 5:55:25 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; Chode; clamper1797; ...
This is the END of the
Spawn of the Undead Thread: The July Chronicles
Join us at
Spawn of the Undead Thread: The August Chronicles redux
1,380
posted on
08/01/2011 6:01:28 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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