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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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To: Monkey Face
That’s life in Las Vegas in July ...
I saw that they’re having major snowstorms in Chile.
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posted on
07/28/2011 5:49:14 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: Tax-chick
Probably the recycled snowstorms we had during the winter.
I don’t mind the heat at night, but the humidity is hard on me. I’m so glad it doesn’t last long!
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posted on
07/28/2011 5:54:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
” I saw that they’re having major snowstorms in Chile. “
Sooooo...it’s chilly in Chile ?
1,223
posted on
07/28/2011 6:35:38 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Hey, somebody has to live there.
Otherwise, it would be a big blank spot on the map.”
ALLOW ME TO ARGUE THE MERITS!
1,224
posted on
07/28/2011 6:42:20 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face
It’s winter, of course.
I’m back from Ash’s walk. I think that will be about it for her for the day. Now I’m going to email DP and chew him out about Bill’s being such a useless slug.
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posted on
07/28/2011 6:58:20 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
So it is chilly in Chile, time for a hot bowl of chile.
To: Tax-chick
The wound on my scalp is beginning to itch, so I’m hoping that’s a good sign.
For now, I’m going to lie back down and see if I can sleep a little more. Talk about being a useless slug...;o]
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posted on
07/28/2011 7:53:49 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: ThomasThomas
So it is chilly in Chile, time for a hot bowl of CHILI!.
1,228
posted on
07/28/2011 7:55:41 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
Itching means it’s getting better.
1,229
posted on
07/28/2011 8:06:44 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: Tax-chick
I’m back. I kept waking up, but also kept dropping off to sleep. *yawn*
Last time I had a concussion I was in a coma for three days. I don’t know which is better...
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posted on
07/28/2011 11:51:15 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: ThomasThomas; Monkey Face
Ahem....please see Monkey Face : )
1,231
posted on
07/28/2011 12:41:46 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Monkey Face
I kept waking up, but also kept dropping off to sleep.Sounds familiar.
Many small voices are crying, "I need something to eat!" "I want something to eat!" "I'm really really hungry!" "I'm going to starve!" Most of them seem to be James.
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posted on
07/28/2011 1:09:17 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: Tax-chick
James has a tendency to have many voices.
Not all of them are soft and soothing.
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posted on
07/28/2011 1:19:41 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Nice tagline, guy!
Looks like you covered it all.
1,234
posted on
07/28/2011 1:21:39 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
Yes, the James have voices to cut through the background static, which currently includes some tv show involving target-shooting competition and the rumble of an electric guitar. And Ash snoring.
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posted on
07/28/2011 1:26:02 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: ThomasThomas; stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob
So it is chilly in Chile, time for a hot bowl of chile....and to put my feet up and rest that Achilles.
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posted on
07/28/2011 1:45:02 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(YHVH NEVER PLAYS DEFENSE)
To: HKMk23
Or put my head down and hope I don’t get the sillies....
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posted on
07/28/2011 1:46:57 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Big blank spots on the map could harbor zombies, and draw in the foolhardy or the unlucky.
1,238
posted on
07/28/2011 4:07:07 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare; stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; ThomasThomas
"Big blank spots on the map could harbor zombies, and draw in the foolhardy or the unlucky." "You rang?" < /Bob Denver/Maynard G. Krebs >
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posted on
07/28/2011 4:29:29 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
To: NicknamedBob; stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; ThomasThomas
“Why, right this way Mr. Krebs!”
*Leads him through a door clearly marked “Do Not Enter!”*
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posted on
07/28/2011 5:11:08 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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